Stormy

I hate Texas storms in the Spring because that means inevitable tornadoes. Right now we're under a tornado watch that won't lift until tomorrow. I'm not really scared of a lot of things but I will unashamedly admit that yes, I am scared of tornadoes.

In 1997 there was an F5 tornado that hopped and skipped through the area where I live. I was home alone at the time and being a 12 year-old, I didn't really know what to do or what was going to happen to me or my family. The tornado ended up destroying a town 5 miles south of us. Later that week there were  several smaller tornadoes in the same area.

With me, there's an anxiety that comes during these storms. I get quiet and can't be in a room by myself. I love Texas but if there was one thing I could change or one thing that would make me leave it would be these storms.

Bad Eating Habits (I'm A Growin' Boy)

Normally, I'm somewhat conscious about what and how much I eat but for some reason yesterday I had an insatiable hunger. I could NOT stop eating! Seriously I would eat something and like 20 minutes later I found myself hungry again. What's wrong with me? I think it was just a 24-hour thing because here it is mid-afternoon and I still haven't had the desire to eat anything. I guess I'm still full from yesterday. Here's a list of everything I ate in about 16 hours (not in chronological order):

• 3 quesadillas
• 1 tortilla
• 1 really big chili dog
• 2 peanut butter sandwiches
• 10 potstickers
• 1/2 bag of mini pretzels
• pasta
• Mexican rice
• 1 apple
• 2 oranges
• 12 taquitos
• 1/2 Hershey's bar
• Cheddar cheese
• a LOT of water and some Coke

I'm embarrassed. Please don't judge me. I'm sorry

Peace

Having a bad day? Turn this up as loud as it goes

 

If you'd like a listen, click below for the Mediafire download.

 

 

Enjoy

 

These links are just for previews. If you like the music please support the artists.

 

 

Football

I'm excited for football! Here's a video to get you excited too:

You're Not Really Dead... But Make Believe Makes It More Fun (Heat of the Moment)

I loved you a few years ago. Honest I did. You said you did too but who knows what you really felt because i think you're nuts and i don't trust you. Point is, you had chance after chance and I stood by patiently for years crying waiting hoping (see Buddy Holly but you probably won't get it because you're you) for you to make up your mind.You did and you left. then you came back. then you left. then you came back. then you left. then you came back. then you left. then you came back. then you left. then you came back. then you left. then you came back. then you left. Then the last time we talked about things you said you just wanted a (expletive deleted) chance. I'm done with you. I've been done with you. Leave me alone. Don't talk to me. Don't talk to my friends. Don't get in my way. Don't think about me. Don't you dare come to my shows. Oh, and stop listening to Brand New because we both know you don't appreciate them enough.

Disintegration (Is The Best Album Ever)

 Artist: The Cure

Album: Disintegration

Here's a treat to you from The Cure. It's not for everybody but the smooth bass lines, simple drums, spacey keys and jangly guitars put me in a trance where I can easily listen to this album and not think about anything else.

If you'd like a listen, click below for the Mediafire download. 

Listen

These links are just for previews. If you like the music please support the artists.

Easter Bunny

I never really understood the concept of this Easter Bunny character. Why does he exist? I remember one halloween when I was 5 I dressed up as the Easter Bunny, then the next year I dressed up as the devil...

Recently, I was walking through the corridor of a mall and EB was sitting upon his throne of terror as parents sacrificed their kids one by one kicking and screaming just to sit on his lap, not unlike Santa. But Santa at least listens to what you want for Christmas and reminds you to be a good person. EB's purpose is just to scare the hell out of little kids (and adults).

I explored the interweb looking at pictures of EBs and these are what I found

This guy is pure evil and is planning to sink those huge teeth into his prey while strangling them. Look at those eyes; black, soulless.

How would I react if I was hunting for candy in my backyard and saw this hat-wearing scarf-wielding spawn of Satan coming around the corner? 

This EB is clearly stoned and is a bad example to our youth. He is the enemy in the War on Drugs. 

Why would any parent subject his child to this torture? The kid is crying for pete's sake! STOP!!! And why is this EB wearing a tutu around his neck? Weirdo. What's more disturbing is that EB thinks it's funny to see a little kid cry. Not cool, terrorist.

Check out the fur on this criminal. Not rabbit fur. Looks like an albino Wookie with out of control ears but I know it's not because nothing from Star Wars would offer anything so evil.

Psychopath EB with an... Easter Penguin? Abomination. I'm just as confused as this kid.

You're obviously scaring the baby. You're giving me chills. Do us all a favor; shave off your giant whisker and leave us alone.

Never Nude tough guy EB looking for trouble. Appears as though he's got plenty.

This photo is just plain scary. Fun Fact: look at this picture from different angles and no matter the angle, EB is always staring into your soul. Fear.