Football

I'm excited for football! Here's a video to get you excited too:

You're Not Really Dead... But Make Believe Makes It More Fun (Heat of the Moment)

I loved you a few years ago. Honest I did. You said you did too but who knows what you really felt because i think you're nuts and i don't trust you. Point is, you had chance after chance and I stood by patiently for years crying waiting hoping (see Buddy Holly but you probably won't get it because you're you) for you to make up your mind.You did and you left. then you came back. then you left. then you came back. then you left. then you came back. then you left. then you came back. then you left. then you came back. then you left. then you came back. then you left. Then the last time we talked about things you said you just wanted a (expletive deleted) chance. I'm done with you. I've been done with you. Leave me alone. Don't talk to me. Don't talk to my friends. Don't get in my way. Don't think about me. Don't you dare come to my shows. Oh, and stop listening to Brand New because we both know you don't appreciate them enough.

Easter Bunny

I never really understood the concept of this Easter Bunny character. Why does he exist? I remember one halloween when I was 5 I dressed up as the Easter Bunny, then the next year I dressed up as the devil...

Recently, I was walking through the corridor of a mall and EB was sitting upon his throne of terror as parents sacrificed their kids one by one kicking and screaming just to sit on his lap, not unlike Santa. But Santa at least listens to what you want for Christmas and reminds you to be a good person. EB's purpose is just to scare the hell out of little kids (and adults).

I explored the interweb looking at pictures of EBs and these are what I found

This guy is pure evil and is planning to sink those huge teeth into his prey while strangling them. Look at those eyes; black, soulless.

How would I react if I was hunting for candy in my backyard and saw this hat-wearing scarf-wielding spawn of Satan coming around the corner? 

This EB is clearly stoned and is a bad example to our youth. He is the enemy in the War on Drugs. 

Why would any parent subject his child to this torture? The kid is crying for pete's sake! STOP!!! And why is this EB wearing a tutu around his neck? Weirdo. What's more disturbing is that EB thinks it's funny to see a little kid cry. Not cool, terrorist.

Check out the fur on this criminal. Not rabbit fur. Looks like an albino Wookie with out of control ears but I know it's not because nothing from Star Wars would offer anything so evil.

Psychopath EB with an... Easter Penguin? Abomination. I'm just as confused as this kid.

You're obviously scaring the baby. You're giving me chills. Do us all a favor; shave off your giant whisker and leave us alone.

Never Nude tough guy EB looking for trouble. Appears as though he's got plenty.

This photo is just plain scary. Fun Fact: look at this picture from different angles and no matter the angle, EB is always staring into your soul. Fear.

Deathly Ill

I hate being sick and I'll be the first to admit that sometimes I might possibly be a little over dramatic. The last few days I've been suffering from who knows what. Again, I know this sounds dramatic and it's completely inaccurate but it feels like my blood has been poisoned and as a result my entire body is in quite a bit of pain. What is this mystery disease? No idea. Will I die? Probably. Here's a video. Nice knowing ya.

Music provided by good friends MANTHEMS (RIP)